Funny Moments

So we got some books from the girls cousins and in the pile of books there was a joke book.  So I opened the book and read a few jokes.  This is how one of the jokes went.

Mom:  What has eyes but cannot see?  (answer:  a potato)

Calli:  A blind person?

So we were out to dinner for our anniversary the other night and we took the kids with us.  We decided on Famous Dave's.  Here is our conversation as we pulled up to the restaurant.

Calli:  I'm hungry.

Mom:  Well we're here so no more belly aching.

Calli:  Where are we?

Mom:  At a restaurant.

Calli:  Is this Red Robin?

Keira:  "Red Robin, Yummmmm!"  (Totally out of the blue.  We didn't even know that she was paying attention to our conversation.  That's what made it so funny)

So on our way home from the restaurant we had to stop to get gas.  Livvy and Calli both were crying out that they needed to go to the bathroom.  I don't know if anyone else's kids do this but they have a fascination with public bathrooms.  So Nick proceeds to take them inside to the bathroom.  Conversation.

Livvy:  Dad I have to go to the bathroom

Calli:  Me too!!!

Livvy:  I have to go number one.

Calli:  I have to go number one too.

Keira:  I have to go number eight!!!

Again didn't even know she was paying attention.  She is so funny sometimes.